If you reap what you sow, what happens if you buy a sewing machine and a golden scythe?

A sick sadly soldier 

Marched onward 

Passing discontent and discomfort's barracks 

He reached charms stasis chamber

Setting down his smoke

He begged the ashtray for forgiveness 

Three puffs too late 

He let his voice dribble beyond his lips

Lady lug nuts answered his call

She tightened his bolts

With a wrench pointed south 

She said with a rusty echo

"Come

One

Come

All

Into

Nineteen 

Eighty 

Four"

Co

caine 

Without

Abel 

I can't think straight.
"what about right?"

If i was born in a baby blue blanket id be just like you

thought I was living but im dying in ontario

There were two rabbits, one enjoyed being pet. I must have pet it for too long because it started biting me. It wrapped its very clear fangs around my middle and index finger and was biting down hard, while also sucking. The rabbit was very fluffy and with gold and black hair. 
TEETH was a fun movie

I have really good bad luck

How would I know if I'm the same as before or not? I've been myself this entire time

White shirts make me feel like an asshole

A dark dangerous duo of those who knew which shoe should go on first, but hell, who knows

The longer I stare at my phone the longer reality waits politely for me to return right? Right? RIGHT?

I have really good bad luck

You burn bright but you're running

Running thin

Closer and closer to inevitable ends

I had stale vodka that was watered down with leaded water. The soda to chase it was a Russian knock off that too was more like coca cola seltzer absent of flavor. I wondered why 

I had a horrible nightmare last night. I was with a group of women in a college setting. The women were one by one being persuaded into sexual intercourse with a group of men. They went into a location as one kind of person, and returned as another. I snuck into the area to see what was happening. The women were being forced to have sex while c****d in the f***s of their counterpart. They were then blackmailed into submission with the sexual incident being held above them as a form of coercion.

The sound of a faucet dripping echoes in the background of a dark dirty bedroom. There is a man sleeping in a bed, his skin peeling, lips chapped, mouth open and his tongue black. His sheets were stained with dirt and yellow grease. Lathered across his bed, across his entire room, were empty plastic water bottles. Some deflated, some with air, all of them devoid of any moisture. The man was elderly with short white hair. He woke up suddenly gasping for air. An image of a dripping faucet crawls past his mind as he hears sound coming from a distance. He continues to gasp for air, but then attempts to gather spit in his mouth to moisten the innards of it. Looking around the room in slight bewilderment, he stands up and stumbles across the floor, falling face first into a pile of empty water bottles. He closes his eyes and attempts to gather himself, to shake off the sense of confusion. His movements are slow and lagging behind what an average person would experience.  A clock begins to tick for a moment, the man looks to the sound, but sees an hour glass tilted with sand falling downward and a dead spider next to it. The man stands up, slightly slipping on the water bottles and walks out into the hallway with skeletal movement. The hallway too is covered in empty water bottles, but it also has piles of sand scattered at various intervals along the hallway. The man finds his way into a bathroom where he looks into a mirror. The image he sees does not reflect the way that he actually looks. He sees a healthy young man in the mirror, no skin peeling, no chapped lips, no black tongue, or signs of extreme dehydration. He examines his face closely, touching it in person, and then the mirror. The man is moving his tongue around his mouth looking in the mirror, and the proceeds to grab something from his mouth, he pulls out a tooth. Dropping the tooth into the sink, he can hear the faucet dripping still and goes to turn it on. Nothing comes out of the faucet. He tinkers with the faucet to try and make it work, but fails and suddenly collapses. Crawling up to the toilet to find the bowl filled with water, he grabs an empty bottle and fills it with the clean water from the toilet bowl. He goes to drink the water out of the bottle, but the water turns to sand in his mouth and he spits it back out, a tooth coming with it. The man looks in the toilet and it’s filled with sand and the tooth that was just spit out. The man exits the bathroom and slowly makes his way to the kitchen, the sound of the faucet still dripping and the image paired with it still in mind. He turns the knob on the kitchen sink, no water, he opens the fridge and finds a single bottle of water filled to the brim sitting there. The man grabs the bottle and opens it and attempts to drink it. He finds that when the bottle reaches his mouth that there is no water coming out. The man hears the ticking of the clock once again, he turns to the sound and sees another hourglass, sand descending still, but this time it’s time is a little more run out. He looks back at the bottle in his hand and it’s now empty. The man drops the bottle of water and begins to walk away, as the bottle hits the ground water erupts from the lid and begins to pour onto the ground. The man does not notice and stumbles out to the front door. A spider is seen writhing in the spilt water. After leaving the apartment he stumbles down the sidewalk until his legs cave from lack of energy, he is forced to crawl forward. People can be seen walking by him as he crawls, he attempts to talk, but can only gasp for air. The people walking by him pay no attention and keep walking by. The only person to look at him says “how much longer is this going to take?” as they pass by him. The man sees a taxi pull up and let a passenger out. The passenger ignores him and walks right by. He crawls to the open door of the cab and pulls himself up. He sits down in the back of the cab, ignoring the pile of sand on the seat beside him and the cab driver turns to him and says “this isn’t going to be much longer, I’ll have you to your destination soon”, the cab driver pulls away. The man presses his head against the rolled up window and watches the buildings pass by as the car rolls on. The man hears the ticking of a clock, he looks towards the sound, its coming from the front of the cab. Next to the cabs meter is an hour glass that’s almost out of sand. The man yells in a raspy voice for the cab driver to stop, and the cab driver slams on the brakes. The man hits the seat in front of him with great force and reels back from the blow. He begins to dig around in his mouth again, pulling out another tooth. This time he stares closely at the tooth and then passes out, falling onto his side in the cab. As his body begins to motion towards the side of the seat in the cab, his world seamlessly transitions so that his body lands into the same position, but in a hospital bed.

I couldn't order food at a crowded place

I took too long to order and beat the shit out of the bald drug addict next to me

I had to skate home but suddenly I lived at home and I had to run away

I got home and my aunt Wendy was having a big Jewish birthday with lots of food. 

Everyone was staring at me angrily as I walked into the basement

So1mething was wrong

All the food, a buffet worth of food was lining the basement as everyone sat around it.

I went up stairs, I was angry they were angry.

My step dad came to follow me. He was watching me.

I couldn't pack anything, I wanted to run away. This wasn't right.

Everything i did he was watching, looming over me.

I had offended the family, my mom, his wife, somehow

I tried to lose his tail and pack bags but I couldn't. I got lost and ended up in the basement.

I didn't want to eat in front of my seated family.

There was a tub full of biscuits made out of potatoes, i forget their name.

Everyone was watching me.2 They were telling me to eat and sit

I couldn't

I tried to grab a biscuit but 4 came with the one 1 grabbed and they ripped apart.

Everyone was watching me.

I had dental floss wrapped around each of my teeth. It was intertwined between each tooth, and then rooted deep within my gums. 

The floss was sometimes triple wrapped around a tooth. I was afraid to pull on it because all of my teeth were going to fall out. 

I lived at my dads but he was ashamed of me and I had a wallet full of receipts and useless papers.

I tried fishing near a railroad, but i didn't catch anything

Lay down on this bed. The vibration of the bed will align with your genitalia. Through a thought processes followed with an electromagnetic association to thought direction, orgasm will be induced over time.

i sit idly the peach skin beside me
i look up to the left and whisper in her ear
dear lord pleae hide me
its not right, but i let her lips guide me

Camino de Santiago WE STILL HAVE TAIL BONES WHAT?!

The outskirts of the road wore adorned with sunflowers, each teaming with a life of their own. From the nursery of the green house, to hands and knees in dirt; each year the flowers get planted. Sometimes the son joins the father, but most of the work comes from the old man. A boy struck by desire for the indoors, must compete with a fathers attention towards the outdoors. Every year the garden opens without fail, the flowers layer the dirt with stark beauty, and then sun summons the sunflowers at the start of everyday. For years a young boy watched his father create a garden, for years that boy knew not of the importance of working in the garden. It was a labor of love for the father to spend his days amongst the plants. Each passing year saw the addition of new tools for the garden, new toys for the father. Each passing year saw a loss of interest at the boy’s hands. Gone were the days

DOGFOODBOII

A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: 

"Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof." 

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. 

One student, however, wrote the following: "First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added.This gives two possibilities: 

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 

2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. 

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Therese Banyan during my Freshman year, 'That it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then 2 cannot be true, and so Hell is exothermic." 

This student got the only A.