Chocolate Catfish
There once was a black cat whose name was Tony, short for Rigatoni. This particular noodle was indeed shaped like the much loved pasta he received his namesake from, thick and tubular. Tony was a strange feline with peculiar habits. His eyes were wide, wide saucers that only aliens could pilot from above. His soul was not quite as feline as his vessel, and that’s what made him unique. When the sun would dim, and fizzle out each day, so would our cats' otherworldly inhabitants. Only after dark, after all his fellow humans would sleep, would this feline vessel give way to the true Rigatoni. Every night at around 9 p.m. the humans would enter into their dormitories and proceed to no longer vacate the vicinity for the rest of the night. It was then that Tony would make his true debut. This black cat was piloted by various souls throughout the planes of human existence. Why? No one knows but the inhabitants of said kitty. Every night the pilot would vacate the cat, and leave t...
